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Fashola Bans Handshakes And Hugs To Prevent The Spread Of Ebola Virus

In the wake of the 1st Tunde
Fashola has taken drastic
steps to ensure the virus is
contained and flushed out of
the state immediately.

In a statement released
yesterday, the Governor
officially banned handshakes,
hugs and all forms of bodily
contact that could ensure the
spread of the virus.
In his statement he said: “We
are all aware now of the
presence of the deadly Ebola
Virus in or midst, and how it is
spread. It is my moral
obligation as Governor of this
great state to ensure it’s
spread is brought to an
immediate halt.

In this vein, henceforth,
Handshakes and Hugs are
banned in this state. If you
must say hi to someone,
WAVE from a distance. No
more handshakes, hugging,
grabbing, patting on the back
and chopping of knuckle”
“If you want to greet, WAVE.

If you want to congratulate
someone, WAVE. If players
score during matches played
in Lagos and want to
celebrate, they better WAVE
at eachother.”
“Also all forms of body fluid
exchange are banned. Sex is
banned. Sweating in public
close to someone else,
especially on the bus, is
banned. Urinating on the
street close to where
someone else has just
urinated, is banned”

The Full statement is available
on Nairaaland. reported case
of the deadly Ebola Virus at
Obalende, Lagos, Gov.

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