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apkors and the angel**very funny**

Akpos died and went to Heaven. As he
stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw
a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'Why all the clocks?' St. Peter answered, Those are Lie- Clocks.
Everyone who has ever been on earth has
a Lie- Clock. Every time you lie, the hands
on your clock move. Oh, said akpos. 'Whose clock is that?' 'That's Mother Teresas', replied St.Peter.
'The hands have never moved, indicating
that she never told a lie.' 'Incredible', said akpos. 'And whose clock
is that one? St. Peter responded, 'That's
Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved Twice, telling us that Abraham
told only two lies in his entire life.' 'Where's our politician's clock?' asked
akpos. St Peter replied, they are in the office.
We're using them as ceiling fans, bcos
they keep running even faster than the

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